Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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