awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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