it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
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