You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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