let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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