problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Your dad touched me again.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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