You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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