the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I wish there were birth control emojis
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
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