You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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