that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
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