ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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