Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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