so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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