mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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