I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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