What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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