how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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