Whod you bang
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
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