have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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