Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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