i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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