508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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