would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Randomize
