Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Randomize
