Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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