Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
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