Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
He told me they were just razor bumps!
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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