Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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