you're like a bully in the Christmas story
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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