Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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