i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
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