dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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