Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bondingš
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
He couldnāt find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Randomize
