So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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