don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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