Are we in a gay sports bar?
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Randomize
