Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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