He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Come share oat with me in your robe
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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