i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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