Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
vagina is talking i cant
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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