I just saw a hot homeless man
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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