just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
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