its not stalking. its research.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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