My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Randomize
