And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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