His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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