My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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