He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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