Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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