He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize