everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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