Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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