please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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