Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
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