the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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